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69 Best Fantasy Football Team Names… and All the Rest Too!

MyFantasyLinks.com went in search of the top Fantasy Football Team Names and boy did we strike it rich. We borrowed a few and point you toward plenty more.

Top Fantasy Football Team Names of All-Time!

Fantasy Football Team Names are huge! Seriously. I’d been in the industry for awhile and seen what kind of traffic goof Fantasy content attracted. Then I partnered with good friend David Gonos over at SoCalledFantasyExperts.com and saw how his 251+ Horribly Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names and Logos did and I was amazed. Here I was working my butt off trying to create incredibly useful Fantasy tools, and people were more interested in what to name their damn team. People might not be willing to read a 1200 post that might help them win their league, but they damn sure wanted to make their leaguemates laugh on draft day.

What I’ve done below is link to every semi-useful source of Fantasy Football Team Names and highlight three of their top names. I was a little worried about borrowing their ideas, but as you’ll see, many of the names have been borrowed all over the place, I have no idea where most of these names originated. I’ll try to point out when a site has more original ideas.

Also I tried to use team names that referred to players active in 2017, but some of the historical ones were just too good to pass up. I mean making fun of Brett Favre is timeless, right?

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Top Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

SoCalledFantasyExperts.com, 251+ Horribly Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names and Logos – Might as well start off with the best ones. Somehow Gonos’ name shows up several times on this list and for several sites. How many David Gonos’s are there?

  • Tom Brady’s Soft Balls
  • AJ’s Better Than a BJ
  • All Dogs Go to Mike Evans

Leonard fournetteAthlon Sports 125 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names – There’s a lot of names you’ll find on other sites here, but they’ve also got a few unique and high quality options to choose from.

  • Little Red Fournette
  • Multiple Goregasms – Is Frank Gore still usable enough to pull this off?
  • Yo Belichick Yo Self

SportsFeelGoodStories.com 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names – This sites did a nice job with some new unique names for the coming season, and they’ve got a nice jam packed page for 2016 as well.

  • Bridge to Teddybithida
  • The Super Mariota Brothers (inspiration for the image above)
  • The Garoppolos Islands

SportingNews.com Best fantasy football team names 2016 – Sure it’s from last year, but there’s still plenty of good stuff here, especially if you’re as nostalgic about old TV shows as I am.

  • Praise the Jord-y
  • Parker/Lewis Can’t Lose (If you pair DeVante Parker & Dion Lewis)
  • Lacy Underalls

DrOdd.com Fantasy Football Team Names – The site is called Dr. Odd and I’ve never heard of it, but if you’re looking for pet names, coloring pages, or evidently a cool name for your Fantasy Football team, then they can help out.

  • Erect Dicker (on a page that offers children’s coloring pages?)
  • Breezes King of the Drews
  • DeMarco DePolo

fantasy football team name t-shirtTeamNames.net Fantasy Football Team Names – An entire web site built around Fantasy team names. I told you they were a big deal! This site even let’s you purchase a T-shirt with your favorite team name on it. I like the way they think!

  • Multiple Scorgasms
  • Hugh Jass Construction
  • Victorious Secret

4FOR4.com Fantasy Football Team Names – The guys at 4FOR4 do a lot of things right and their team names don’t disappoint. What I like that they’ve done is grouped their names by theme. Political, musical, Star Wars, and of course a bunch with no real purpose but to be really funny.

  • It Ertz when I Pee
  • It Ertz when Eifert (poor Zach Ertz)
  • Forte Inch Ditka (told you I was nostalgic)

Ranker.com The Best Fantasy Team Names – It looks like the whole idea of ranker.com is to let you upvote and downvote different things to determine which is best. It works well here even if some of the names are a bit older. According to them the Top 3 names of all-time are:

  1. Favre Dollar Footlong
  2. Flash dem TDs
  3. Plaxidently Shot Myself (Outdated but oh so good)

Blog.CustomInk.com 40 Creative Fantasy Football League Names for 2017 – The page says league names, but honestly some of these would work for teams as well. The real question is will a site called Custom Ink, permanently etch one of these team names in your flesh… and do you have the balls to find out?

  • Deflaters Gon’ Deflate
  • My Ball Zach Ertz (Yep, another jab at our favorite tight end)
  • Da Bear Necessities

President Joe Mixon?SportsGrid.com 24 New Fantasy Football Team Names w/ 2017 Rookies – There’s that Gonos character again and you know these names are new because they’re all based on 2017 NFL rookies. That mean’s fresh meat!

  • President Mixon (Pretty sure some women might disagree)
  • Fournette-About-It
  • Mahomes Slice

Fantasy Football Calculator Best Funny Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 – This site offers a ton of great tools. Their Fantasy team names are a bit thin, but they come through with a few nice ones.

  • It’s a Hard Gronk Life
  • Tootsie Sproles
  • Ingram Toenails (These are painful, especially if AP steals all the PT)

RotoGrinders Main Forum – This is a thread on the main forum over at RotoGrinders.  There are some retreads here, but also a lot of fresh new names I haven’t seen elsewhere.

  • My Ditka your Butkus!
  • Luck at my Fleener
  • Wilfork on the First Date

USA Today The 15 best 2016 fantasy football team names – Yep, even the big media gets in on the team name game. This is from 2016, but I suspect they’ll be back again in 2017.

  • Professor No Fumbledore
  • Dak to the Future
  • Make America Gronk Again

SI.com 50 names for your fantasy football team – More names from the media big boys. Gotta give ’em credit. A lot of these names seem to be exclusive to this site.

  • Honey Funchess of Oats​
  • Gurley Fries
  • Born on the Aguayou (You have to honor kickers sometime)

Reddit.com Team Names for 2017 – Leave it to Reddit to take things just a little further. I leave no moral judgement on their use of Aaron Hernandez’s recent passing as fodder for team names. Of course my Coke Zero came out my nose when I read a few of these.

  • Hangin’ With Mr. Hernandez
  • Hung like Hernandez
  • Make America Brate Again (Can’t believe I’m not seeing more Trump-related names)

DavidGonos.com 19 Ideas for Fantasy Football League Names & 69 Team Names – He’s back! This time it’s on his own site and he’s bringing league names as well as a few fresh team names. Here are three of the Fantasy Football League Names he throws out there.

  • Fantasy League of Know-it-alls (FLUNK) (Yes, it’s spelled wrong)
  • United States Fantasy League (USFL) (Feel free to use the logo below)
  • Extraordinarily Nerdy Union of Fantasy Footballers (ENUFF)

United States Fantasy League

FantasyJabber.com Great Fantasy Team Names in 2016 – Big list with a few nice original team names and all the best older stuff.

  • The Amityville Agholor
  • Boy Named Suh
  • Stafford Infection

FunAttic.com 67 Witty Fantasy Football Team Names – Quite a few originals on this list. Looks like they spent quite a bit of effort in coming up with their own ideas…. Hmmm, wonder if that would work for MyFantasyLinks.com? Nah!

  • This is the Insta-Ingram
  • Farmer in Odell
  • It’s Going to Be Evan on Earth

ESPN991.com Top Funny, Witty Fantasy Football Team Names – This list is from 2014 and I thought about not including it… BUT it has some classics in here that deserve to stay alive.

  • Teach me how to Dougie (Breaks a rule mentioned a couple sites down, but I may steal it for my team)
  • Farmer in Odell
  • It’s Going to Be Evan on Earth

Al Pal Fantasy Football, The Top 50 Fantasy Football Team Names –  We went pretty deep in our quest for team names and this site popped up on page 4 of our google search. This may just be a smaller blog, but they have quite a few team names I haven’t seen on any other site.

  • It Ertz Wentz I go to the Bathroom (It Ertz to be Ertz)
  • Dalvin and the Chipmunks
  • The Real Slim Brady

No-no's when selecting a fantasy football team nameFantasyJocks.com The Ultimate List of Fantasy Football Team Names – This site has a huge list with some reruns and some original. What I really like here though are their three no-no’s when choosing a team name. There should be no…

  1. Using the same name you used in a prior season.
  2. Using a name that was already too overused three years ago (please stop using Beats by Ray)
  3. Using your actual, birth name (Nick’s Ninjas…. nah)

 

Fantasy Football Team Names Generators

In addition to the numerous sites above that provided straight lists of Fantasy Football Team names, there were several sites that featured some form of random name generators. I’m not sure I’m on board with these, but I’ll share some of the names they generated for me and let you decide for yourself.

FantasyFootball.SportsUnlimitedInc.com Fantasy Football Name Generator – You can choose your favorite team or have a name generated randomly. Here are three I got when choosing to use a random name.

  • Don’T Hassle The Beck
  • Roethlisberger And Frye’S
  • Purple Helmeted Farve Slingers

FFToolbox Funny Fantasy Team Names – I like almost everything Scout’s FFToolbox does, but I’m not so sure about this. This page generates team names, but it’s completely random in a way that has little to do with sports at all. Here are some examples.

  • Weekly Wrenches
  • Registered Fog
  • Pleasant Antelopes

Razzball Fantasy Football Team Name Generator – Razzball is an awesome site and they do everything with an extra helping of attitude. As you would expect they approached this task unlike any other site. Basically you get to choose a category of adjectives, and a type of noun and Razzball generates a team name. Here’s a screen shot of the selection interface.

Fantasy Football Team Name Generator

Not sure I’d commit to any name without knowing ahead of time, but it was fun seeing just what came out. Here are three names I got with a mix of the options.

  • Mild-Mannered Ratts
  • Cinnamon Salisbury Steaks
  • The Gronk’s Rude Awakenings

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